Wow: Chain writing

One of my constant worries is thinking of a good answer to the question regarding my hair length. The question comes in diverse situations and forms: "Have you ever thought of..growing your hair to be long?", "Just grow your hair! Why not?" Some are just trying to be funny, but sometimes the questioner is so serious that I feel pressured to give a really good answer that represents my identity and way of life. This is hard, since I have no clear reason in wearing my hair short.
So after the first time, I decided to try something new. If people really are that serious about whether I grow my hair or not, they must think of it as a pretty good idea. I decided to make them take a look and decide for themselves. From then on, I made all kinds of efforts to make my hair grow longer. To be honest, such efforts quite often proved futile because people rarely noticed the change. I would meet my friends in the morning, and they would say "Did you not take a shower?!" but not "Gee..your hair looks long." I didn't expect them to acclaim my new hairstyle but I expected them to at least notice my little serious efforts. I think behind people saying "You should grow your hair," they expect me to keep my hairstyle as my own identity.
Actually, when I look in the mirror, I think I am quite handsome. Sometimes Mr. Kim Dae Gi freaks out when I am hanging out with girls, but I'm still good with my hairstyle. How attractive I am! I think my short hair goes along well with my high physics knowledge-enough for my display as the brainy-sexy person who saves time caring about long hair by keeping it short and use the surplus time to study physics.
So, I believe having short hair is much better in every aspect. First, KMLA Goddess Yuree Kim has short hair. Although my face is different, at least I can have the same hairstyle with her! Second, short hair gives much less pressure to my brain. I know it just weighs a few grams, but those slight differences may have a huge effect on my brain. It is also helpful for me in saving time in mornings, while long-haired girls waste more than ten minutes than me for all the process of washing and drying their hair. I can use this time to memorize more word smart words and solve math problems! Look at me stepping forward to my university! Yay!
Then suddenly, a brilliant idea passed through my brain. Yes. If I'm going to identify myself with short hair, let me go to the extreme. I decided to shave my hair. This will perfectly suit me. I opened to door of the barber shop. My revolutionary bald hairstyle will be the pioneer of new beauty and maybe it will maximize the ability of my brain.
The barber asked me again. "Are you sure, miss? There will be no going back if you do this." Feeling confident, I confirmed my decision and the barber unwillingly took out his hair clipper and started to exterminate my hair. I closed my eyes trying to imagine what I would look like. I could feel the wind blowing at my bare head. It was like getting a car wash; I was being cleansed.
He shook me. I opened my eyes to see the result that resembled a dying pencil eraser. The barber told me he did a service for me, but the only idea that came to my mind was our principal's new trademark- the High-mo.